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Did you not push for a part in the ad Ian what with all the weight you've put on and the greying hair you would make a great Santa, he's got a lot in common with you, he only comes once a year too
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Buttz: Who is that fruit compote, ermm, I mean compost heap crawling crost me doorstop?
"Compost heap": Ere now,I was pissed t'other night at me mate an' called him a bloody queeah. Damn queeah hit me round me skully wiv is axe! Not 'is guitar, but 'is bleedin axe!! OOO, me ead urts!!
Buttz: Fuck off yez silly sod!! Yez bleedin all over me merchandise!! Hey, did you know I caught a fruit in me loo showin is damn bits to tots? Smacked that one around a bit, I did! I made a tossed, fruit salad out of that one, I did! Anyway, before you go, howzabout buying this leopard print greatcoat I used to wear back many years ago? Hey, where's that bloke who was just ere a few ago? I guess e left! Ere now, yez bringing fruit flies into me shoppe!
(Just then, a loud shriek is heard from the back room. Buttz and "Heap" both stare at each other)
Will the Fruity thread ever die?
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Im not exactly Blake Carrington JB, or Orson Wells for that matter. Anyway, listen at you! Talk about the pot and the fucking kettle!
Jay, have you got something against Buttz?
Kettle MMM, I'll have a cuppa and wait for the next episode.
<font size="4" face="Arial">Read...carefully:Originally posted by IH Rich Rags:
Im not exactly Blake Carrington JB, or Orson Wells for that matter. Anyway, listen at you! Talk about the pot and the fucking kettle!
Jay, have you got something against Buttz?
This thread was originally intended as a parody of that fruity thread. By certain people overreacting and/or misunderstanding, it had become more or less just another attack thread as you would see at some shithole such as M@#$% S*&^%$. The above "second chapter" was my attempt to bring the thread back to how it was intended, as a parody/joke commentary on both this board in general and the fruity thread in specific.
I'm parodying Buttz, yes, and he and his shoppe are the sun round which my soapish thread revolves. Why, because he is the one that originated the fruity thread in the first place. That is it.
The thread was supposed to be funny. If you people want to make something more out of it, then be my guest. Fuck it.
If I wanted to, I could drop a name here and there.
This little gem had gotten pretty low on the page. I see the fruity thread fell off of the front page and was brought back, so I think I'll bring my thread back up.
Anyway, As I was saying JB, there is no mystery as to who ate all the pies. You fat bastard!
The only thing fat about me is my Knob. Anyway porky get back to your cow pie
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